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 Ordinary Things Women Wear That Are                       Actually Super Hot

FLANNEL PJS

They’re inevitably plastered with quirky prints—Chihuahuas wearing Santa hats or penguins in bow-ties. Her mom probably got them for her for Christmas, just as she has done every single year of her life, almost as though she was trying to prevent her daughter from ever getting laid.

They are perhaps the most ill-fitting item known to man—they could hide even Kim Kardashian’s curves. But that is precisely what makes them hot: they’re not supposed to be. They are the antithesis of erotic, the burlap sack of sleepwear, the sartorial equivalent of “I don’t even care.” But that’s the reverse psychology of sexiness: Sometimes, all you need to do is stop trying.

RATTY T-SHIRTS

I have this nearly decade-old t-shirt that bears both the logo of my alma mater, a women’s college, and a series of rips, including a huge one at the armpit. One would think this shirt would be doubly unattractive, given the tears and the same-sex school reference—although I can never tell when men will find the women’s college thing a turn-off (scary feminist!) or turn-on (lesbian until graduation?)—but my husband adores it.

Part of it is the way it’s worn so thin that the shape of everything underneath is clearly visible. It’s also the fact that the armpit hole is big enough for him to sneak a hand in for a boob squeeze. Most importantly, I’m never more comfortable than in that raggedy shirt and that, my husband tells me, is damn sexy.

BRIEFS

Once upon a time, women wore panties that actually covered their rears. I know, it’s shocking, isn’t it?

Just imagine: A woman clad in underwear that didn’t immediately reveal the whole of her derrière. Under clothes, these generous underthings created panty lines that subtly hinted at what was below. It was a time of restraint and suggestion—the good old days!

GLASSES

Of course, glasses convey intelligence, and intelligent women are hot. But their appeal goes beyond that. Whether she wears a pair of oversize black rims or cat-eyed secretary specs, her glasses provide intrigue. Is she a buttoned-up nerd who needs to let her hair down? A stuffy intellectual wanting to escape the confines of her brain? Clark Kent became Superman when he took off his glasses—who does she transform into when she takes them off?

WHITE TOP, BLACK BRA

The Fashion police would have us believe that it is a gigantic faux pas for a woman to let her bra show. White shirts require nude underthings and tank tops demand strapless brassieres. Have they not witnessed the enticement that is the black bra, white shirt combo?

Gwen Stefani is the queen of this, pairing lacy black lingerie with a white wife-beater. She takes what might seem a statement of laziness or obliviousness into a racy act of rebellion. It’s a look that’s gotten the bohemian treatment from the fictional Carrie Bradshaw and was made chic by Miranda Kerr.

I’ll leave the final words to T-Pain who in the song “Up Down” poetically enthuses, “Shorty got the black bra showing... She a bad bitch and she already know it.”

SPORTS BRAS

Bras prop up and shape; sports bras flatten and minimize. Visually speaking, there is no competition between the two. One is intended to make boobs look better; the other to make them disappear. But there is something surprisingly sexy about the futility of the sports bra when faced with a pair of breasts that just cannot be contained.

MESSY BUNS

As a woman, I can confidently tell you that ladies spend far more time on their seemingly carefree updos than you would think. This carefully studied messiness is all about the message: I’m just an easy-breezy, carefree gal who rolled out of bed and tied up my hair. It is completely untrue—but it works, doesn’t it?

YOUR BOXERS

It doesn’t take a cock-rocket scientist to figure out this one. Your boxers touch all your private bits and then they touch all her private bits. It’s not sex, but it will do for now.

SWEATS

They’re soft, laid-back, and oh so easily removable. Plus, the kind with all-caps messages like “FLIRT” and “JUICY” emblazoned across the rear? Oh gawd are they tacky, but I’ll be damned if they don’t make you check out her butt.

NO MAKEUP

“You look like you’re wearing a mask when you put that stuff on!” That’s what my husband will tell me when I reach for the foundation, and then I’ll put it on anyway because, who are we kidding, women slather that stuff on their faces for other women, not men.

But even I can see what he means—at least when it comes to other women: there’s something disarming and approachable about an un-ornamented face.

BOYFRIEND JEANS

Let me break it to you: They do not actually belong to her boyfriend. They do not belong to any man. In fact, she spent a whole lot of money just for them to look like they do. But there is something awfully sexy about the imagined, and entirely unrealistic, scenario in which a woman ends up in a man’s jeans.Maybe she rolls out of bed following a one-night stand and forgoes her wrinkled skirt for his ripped denim. Or the boning was so good that she just has to wear him around all day. Either way, it entirely makes up for the fact that those pants do nothing for her figure.